A sneak peek into my office...

Husband: "Would you be willing to do XXX (work related, get your brain out of the gutter) this afternoon?

Me: "I wish you would just give a direct order or something, it's the way you ask me that bugs me."

Husband: "Would you be willing to write down exactly how you want me to ask you? Then I'll get it right every time."

Me: "You want me to write it down... You want a script for our conversations?"

Husband: "Exactly! That would be perfect!"

Me: "Except it's not really the words. It's more about the inflection."

I'm fairly certain he was thisclose to throwing something at me. It's a good thing I'm cute.